Enough already!

I can't take the Janet Jackson boob coverage anymore. It's just a boob. Lots of people have them.

Parents shouldn't be concerned about their kids seeing boobs. By the time they're in middle school, they've probably had the opportunity to learn much more about boobs and other scandalous things during recess on the playground. I remember when I first got to middle school, it was like the kids were speaking a foreign tongue. I didn't learn all the great curse words I know from movies or tv. No no, I learned them during recess. It's not all fun and games ya know; recess is about learning how to socially function. If a school got rid of recess, they'd certainly churn out a bunch of losers who would die old, sad, and alone.

Anyway, so let's just forget about the boob. It's just a boob. Actually, let's even be glad that at least it wasn't an old, wrinkly, saggy boob. I think we can all agree that that would have been unpleasant.