Britney Spears Sucks Wild Monkey Butt...

I would say that she should die, but I think that would be a bit too harsh. She allegedly said:

"Anyone can sit down write a boring, artistic song. Pop music is
the hardest s--- to write." -- BRITNEY SPEARS

First of all, how the hell would she know since she doesn't even write her own music? All she does is sing other people's songs, and badly I might add. It's not really singing as much as it is huffing and puffing to a beat. Honestly, I am ok with the sugar-coated kind of pop music. Sure, most of the time the lyrics make no sense, but who can deny a good melody and a sweet beat? What angers me is that she doesn't even acknowledge that her songs are meaningless and that in a few months, no one will ever listen to them again. When was the last time you heard Baby, Hit Me One More Time ? I sure as hell can't remember.

Pop music is just that: popular music. And the thing about popularity is that it is fleeting. What's hip is at most hip for a few years and then someone else comes along who is the next big thing in popular music. So Britney can say all the shit she wants about boring, artistic songs and I sincerely doubt her ability to write one, but in 10 years, she'll have a defunct career. Then she'll eat her words. Well, maybe not because she'll be sitting on millions and millions of dollars. She'll still suck though. Maybe not financially, but deep down in her heart of hearts, she'll suck. Man, there really isn't going to be enough retribution for the statement she made. sigh. Well I'll never buy your albums Britney! HA!