Popped Collars = stupid...

There are some fashion fads that, in retrospect, will go down in history books as being utterly ludicrous. Pegged jeans from the 80's are in that book. Well, actually almost everything from the 80's is in that book. But something from 2004-2005 that will surely be on the list of "Worst Fashion Ideas Ever" is the Popped Collar. Anytime I see someone with a popped collar, I automatically lose respect for them. I mean seriously, if you have a popped collar, you should realize that Dracula sports this look also. And he was probably the first one. Are you going to emulate him with a cape next?

Speaking of capes, I knew a guy in high school who used to wear capes during finals week for good luck. I thought it was sort of strange, but at least it wasn't a popped collar. Anyway, if you're against popped collars as much as I am and are willing to put your money where your mouth is, buy this t-shirt:
http://www.cafepress.com/ybiaw/492017

Or if you wear them, know in your heart of hearts that you'll only ever be as cool as these guys:
http://thepoppedcollars.tripod.com/tpc/id11.html