Character Limit is Bullshit (Guest Blog)

I hate the character limit. Its bullshit. It ruins every single good profile. If I was President I would outlaw the character limit and make it punishible by $1,000 minus the character limit they imposed. That way you can punish a smaller limit even more.

Speaking of "if I was President", thats a great song. Its at the end of one the Chappelle Show episodes.

Speaking of that song, Priscilla wants to be President. Thats actually why I am doing this guest blog thing. She asked me to be her running mate cuz she wants to be President. But frankly, my point to her was that if Wyclef (who is generally highly regarded by almost everyone) can't be President then how the hell can she be? So I said there was no way I was gonna be on a Presidential Ticket that was doomed from the beginning. She said instead, "vespa p (11:13:05 PM): how bout i make you a guest commentator on my blog".

Her topic suggestion? "vespa p (11:52:39 PM): talk about checks and balances".

What an awful idea for a blog topic. I hope you liked the character limit subject better.