Things I am right about… (Stepner Guest Post)

The link to a pre-filled-in IM is the single most underused and underrated feature of AIM.

Speaking of underrated, you should try out this new RSS feed thing.

And hell, why not text message GOOGL if you need something.

The current Pepsi promotion of collecting sports points under each bottle cap is bullshit. 60 mountain dews + $1.50 = one t-shirt. Fuck you Pepsi, I will drink Coke for the rest of the month just to spite you. Even though you do offer a better lineup of beverages top to bottom.

Can I copyright "The Blog Awards"? Maybe Fox will televise them. Does anyone know any execs at Fox?

If anyone ever tells you to do something you don't want to do, quickly respond "Who the Fuck put you in charge?!". That will shut them up.

If you ever try to pull a fast one at a store for any reason, the key is always distracting the employee so they don't notice. Its not about lying or B.S. or whatever, its just about distracting them from doing their job.

Apparently there are all these $9.99 items with $10 rebates, but they say "Free after Rebate". Sounds a little misleading if you ask me. You do the math.

If I were selling a $9.99 item with a $10 rebate, I would market it as "We'll pay you a penny if you take this crap. Oh yeah, you're gonna have to fill out some paperwork too."

When will Walmart finally get into the phone sex business. I keep waiting for prices to drop to like $0.47 a minute, when I can finally afford a less rushed conversation.

There are a lot of businesses I hope Walmart goes into.

One thing I know for sure is they will probably not go into prostitution because I doubt they could beat Mrs. Nunn-Miller's prices.

I was really shocked by how poorly the movie SpiceWorld did. I know it was a while ago but I still can't get over it.