The crystal ball says...

I'll live to be a crockety old woman! Well it wasn't the crystal ball as much as it was the Life Expectancy Calculator.

According to the calculator, I shall live to be 90.1 years old! Which considering I don't really exercise and my diet is quite terrible (although I am improving on that front, slowly but surely) is both surprising and awesome. I'm not looking forward to becoming incontinent but by that age, I'm sure I will be. On the bright side of things, I'll probably outlive most of you. Ha! And now I can live out my dream of being that crockety old woman who inappropriately hits on younger guys. That will be a hoot!

This is a particularly interesting fact from that aging research center:
An unusual proportion of the female centenarians never married (about 15%).
On the other hand, nearly 100% of the male centenarians are married or were only recently widowed.
I'll let you all reach whatever conclusions you want about that one.

There are also interesting facts and tips that are revealed after you take the quiz. Anyway, take it and let me know if I'll be seeing you around the nursing home in the year 2071!